How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about his hopeless love of cross-dressing. Call me unenlightened, but I started to laugh.

I never was very big on praying for victory. For God to give a big win to the Denver Broncos, wouldn't He have to take it away from somebody else, say, the Green Bay Packers?

When I see guys huddling up after the game, to pray, that’s what scares me about the game. I’m a Baptist, but I’m also a quarterback killer, and I ain’t praying with you. But I will give you 30 seconds to ask your Lord and master to keep me from killing you.

Anytime you go upside a man's head - or a woman - then they have a tendency to blink they eyes. Or close they eyes.

How are you going to do great things if you are not committed to your work.

The problem a guy who lies all the time faces is he never can tell when anybody else is telling the truth.

You're sacking them, you're bagging them. And that's what you're doing with a quarterback.