How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about his hopeless love of cross-dressing. Call me unenlightened, but I started to laugh.

I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing.

I never was very big on praying for victory. For God to give a big win to the Denver Broncos, wouldn't He have to take it away from somebody else, say, the Green Bay Packers?

How are you going to do great things if you are not committed to your work.

You'll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix.

Memory is what you did. Life is what you're doing.

All men are created equal. After that, it's up to you.