All men are created equal. After that, it's up to you.

You're sacking them, you're bagging them. And that's what you're doing with a quarterback.

Memory is what you did. Life is what you're doing.

I did come up with the term "sack" to describe the devastation I was bringing on the poor, cringing quarterbacks in the NFL. "Sack the quarterback." That was nice. I thought it was lots better than saying, "Jones tackles the QB behind the line for another loss of yardage ..." It had a ring to it, and it caught on with the sports writers. But I tell you, doing it was a lot more fun than talking about it.

Know the difference between famous and great.

A nation that spends billions to fix international problems will not have much left over for the victims of tornadoes in Oklahoma.

When it comes to your life's work, you can't take yourself too seriously. Even Jesus had an occasional joke with the boys, take walking on water, for instance - but there's a time and place for fun. Jesus never faltered when it came time to tip over the money stalls or to take his hard walk up the mountain.