All men are created equal. After that, it's up to you.

I reserve the right to change my mind. But once I decide on something, I'm going to need a good reason to switch.

I developed a term that is used in the game right now called sacking a quarterback. Sacking a quarterback is just like you devastate a city or you cream a multitude of people. I mean it’s just like you put all the offensive players in one bag and I just take a baseball bat and beat on the bag.

How are you going to do great things if you are not committed to your work.

You'll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix.

How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about his hopeless love of cross-dressing. Call me unenlightened, but I started to laugh.

There are all kinds of smiles. On the football field I mostly used the one where the hawk spots the dove.