All men are created equal. After that, it's up to you.

There are all kinds of smiles. On the football field I mostly used the one where the hawk spots the dove.

First, you've got to get the job. "Yeah, I can do it," I would say. When I was a kid, I could do anything. Lucky nobody ever asked me if I could fly a jet plane.

Anytime you go upside a man's head - or a woman - then they have a tendency to blink they eyes. Or close they eyes.

When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You wish you had so good a mamma.

If you feel like you want to die, it's time to sit down and make a list of all the things you haven't done yet.

How are you going to do great things if you are not committed to your work.