Anytime you go upside a man's head - or a woman - then they have a tendency to blink they eyes. Or close they eyes.

I reserve the right to change my mind. But once I decide on something, I'm going to need a good reason to switch.

I did come up with the term "sack" to describe the devastation I was bringing on the poor, cringing quarterbacks in the NFL. "Sack the quarterback." That was nice. I thought it was lots better than saying, "Jones tackles the QB behind the line for another loss of yardage ..." It had a ring to it, and it caught on with the sports writers. But I tell you, doing it was a lot more fun than talking about it.

How are you going to do great things if you are not committed to your work.

Know the difference between famous and great.

When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You wish you had so good a mamma.

You'll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix.