Anytime you go upside a man's head - or a woman - then they have a tendency to blink they eyes. Or close they eyes.

When I flew from Orlando to Los Angeles in 1960, I sat next to a guy from Disney who was paying 75¢ an acre for land. I thought he was some special kind of fool - and since they built the park, history has proven there was a fool sitting in one of our seats.

You'll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix.

Somebody told me when Abe Lincoln was a young man, studying by firelight, he said, "I will work hard. I will prepare myself. And my time will come." And you know, that's exactly what I said about myself and football - What do you think? Were Abe and I both just lucky ducks?

There are all kinds of smiles. On the football field I mostly used the one where the hawk spots the dove.

Know the difference between famous and great.

I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing.