You're sacking them, you're bagging them. And that's what you're doing with a quarterback.

Anytime you go upside a man's head - or a woman - then they have a tendency to blink they eyes. Or close they eyes.

It took me a long time to figure out that real big-time success comes from taking lots of small, ordinary steps in the right direction. And you can't ever take the next step until you take the first.

How can you possibly be sympathetic to every fool on the planet? Just the other day, I heard a man whining about his hopeless love of cross-dressing. Call me unenlightened, but I started to laugh.

The only rules not meant to be broken are those of love and virtue.

Somebody told me when Abe Lincoln was a young man, studying by firelight, he said, "I will work hard. I will prepare myself. And my time will come." And you know, that's exactly what I said about myself and football - What do you think? Were Abe and I both just lucky ducks?

You're sacking them, you're bagging them. And that's what you're doing with a quarterback.