Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.
Dean KoontzLife had not taught me to distrust ministers, but it had taught me to trust no one more than dogs.
Dean KoontzI can remember the times when I started including humor in novels that were suspenseful. I was told you can't do that because you can't keep the audience in suspense if they're laughing. My attitude was, if the character has a sense of humor, then that makes the character more real because that's how we deal with the vicissitudes of life, we deal with it through humor.
Dean Koontz