The brain acknowledged the approach of death while the heart stubbornly insisted upon immortality.

Not funny ha ha, funny weird.

In self-defense and in defense of the innocent, cowardice is the only sin.

Fate isn’t one straight road…there are forks in it, many different routes to different ends. We have the free will to choose the path.

If we were always conscious of the fact that people precious to us are frighteningly mortal, hanging not even by a thread, but by a wisp of gossamer, perhaps we would be kinder to them and more grateful for the love and friendship they give to us.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

I am my own worst enemy. This, more than any other trait, proves my fundamental humanity.