I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.
At the top of the list of what makes a successful marriage, is a sense of humor.
I donโt think anyone knew I could act until I put on a bathing suit.
If a woman hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky.
All successful people these days seem to be neurotic. Perhaps we should stop being sorry for them and start being sorry for me - for being so confounded normal.
When you're young, you just go banging about, but you're more sensitive as you grow older.