One good man, one good man, it ain't much - it's only everything.

At the top of the list of what makes a successful marriage, is a sense of humor.

I adore not being me. I'm not very good at being me. That's why I adore acting so much.

When you're young, you just go banging about, but you're more sensitive as you grow older.

I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.

Pink champagne -- that's the kind of life we've both been used to. It might be a little difficult to -- do you like beer?

[Autobiographies] are all the same - it's always rags-to-riches or I-slept-with-so-and-so. Damned if I'm going to say that.