All successful people these days seem to be neurotic. Perhaps we should stop being sorry for them and start being sorry for me - for being so confounded normal.
At the top of the list of what makes a successful marriage, is a sense of humor.
I donโt think anyone knew I could act until I put on a bathing suit.
I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.
Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.
If a woman hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky.