At the top of the list of what makes a successful marriage, is a sense of humor.
All successful people these days seem to be neurotic. Perhaps we should stop being sorry for them and start being sorry for me - for being so confounded normal.
If a woman hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky.
One good man, one good man, it ain't much - it's only everything.
When you're young, you just go banging about, but you're more sensitive as you grow older.
I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.