It's human nature for people to expect people to be what they see on the screen.

I've only done two other TV shows [instead of Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll], one was Rescue Me and the other was a show called The Job, which was at ABC and only on for two seasons.

Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it.

How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold."

Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the pretentious bubbles politicians and pundits and popes and pretenders try to float over our heads.

When I was a teenager, you couldn't get straight pants. Then in '76, when punk started to hit, it was a revelation that you could find straight pants again.