Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.
Denis LearyIs it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino...Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup.
Denis LearyI needed someone really intense, but also somebody with a lot of theatrical credibility.
Denis LearyI did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of it I think stinks to the high heavens.
Denis Leary