Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.

I wanted a more female point of view.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

Charlotte Rampling, when she was younger, looked exactly like my wife. That's one of the reasons that when I first saw my wife, my knees buckled. Based on her looks alone, she was already in my kitchen making eggs.

I think we're going to carry the 'Ice Age's up to 'Ice Age 15,' which means basically they'll be in the present decade.

I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed.

I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God.