No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold."

Good actors, especially when they know their character, will come in and either tell you in advance that they have an idea, or in the middle of the rehearsal or the scene they'll let it loose and you go, "Ah that's great."

Sin is in, and so we begin.

Don't buy the toys that make the noise!

When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!