One thing that's great about firefighters: If they don't have the equipment they desperately need, they don't have the help, they don't care. They'll do it on their own.

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

I actually like talking.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy.

In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life.

I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention.