I really want to do a western film. It's one of my favorite movie genres of all time.

All knowledge is ultimately rooted in metaphorical (or analogical) modes of perception and thought.

I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, OK! When they ask me what I want, I say: What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now.

No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.

Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today.

Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it.

I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.