I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good!

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

Dustin Hoffman said this one time, that if he hadn't made it as a film star, he would still be happy as a character actor because he was a character actor because of his face from day one, so he would always work in the theater.

We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.