People are disappointed that you aren't exactly who they thought you were, as opposed to somebody who's just walking around trying to get some laundry done.

What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.

I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.

We drink and we die and continue to drink.

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy.

I don't watch 'American Idol.' I don't watch any of that stuff.