I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car.

I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done!

I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!

Sin is in, and so we begin.

I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.