I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.

It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever.

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God.

There's not going to be a 'Rescue Me' movie. Not a chance.