When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.

I've only done two other TV shows [instead of Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll], one was Rescue Me and the other was a show called The Job, which was at ABC and only on for two seasons.

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.

I always hated the Grateful Dead. Never even bought a Led Zeppelin album.

It's hard to have a film and television career and do music work at the same time.

My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.