My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.

Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Sometimes 'great acting' is just showing off - chewing up scenery and dialogue and other actors - the equivalent of a theatrical sugar rush.

I studied acting in school and then of course couldn't get an acting job.

Hockey's my favorite sport.

That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he'd be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going, Damn, I'm the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now.