My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.

I studied acting in school and then of course couldn't get an acting job.

I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever.

You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.

I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV as opposed to becoming a movie.

There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.