Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true.

Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.

I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.

My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.

I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of it I think stinks to the high heavens.