This is the most exciting place in the world to live. Oh yeah! There are so many ways to die in New York City! Race riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes, construction cranes collapsing on the sidewalks, manhole covers blowing up and asbestos shooting into the sky.

The key thing is to get that one splash - that one song or that one video for a song - that catches people's eyes. Because it's all digital content now.

Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.

Once you have a firefighter in your family, your family and the families from his crew become one big extended family.

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin.