This is the most exciting place in the world to live. Oh yeah! There are so many ways to die in New York City! Race riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes, construction cranes collapsing on the sidewalks, manhole covers blowing up and asbestos shooting into the sky.

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.

Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.

How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.

I always hated the Grateful Dead. Never even bought a Led Zeppelin album.

I think we're going to carry the 'Ice Age's up to 'Ice Age 15,' which means basically they'll be in the present decade.

If you had no enemies, you had no fun.