Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "Moo"

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

I can't text. My fingers are too big.

The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?