Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

The second season is generally easier do because you know the actors better and they know the characters better and if everybody likes each other you can really go all types of places.

If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now.

I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.

I went to school with Steven Wright who was the shyest guy I knew, and one day someone suddenly told me that he was in a club doing standup comedy. I went down to his club and he was great. Another friend of mine, who was pretty much a thief by trade, was hosting the show. So I thought if these guys can do it then so can I.

There are about a thousand different variations on a horse neigh. Some of them sound like a horse having sex, some of them like a horse having sad sex.

I don't watch 'American Idol.' I don't watch any of that stuff.