Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.

When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.

Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's Lisa Marie thinking with that Michael Jackson crap?

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

When you write about real life, there's always a chance that somebody involved is going to see it and get upset.

He [ Campbell Scott ] is also a really funny guy which not a lot of people know.