I had a relationship with an Italian chick that was built on just fighting and sex. As much as all women won't let go of stuff, Italian girls won't let go of anything. And she punched really hard. I got tired of the arguing it took to get to the sex.

I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy.

I'm still pretty self-centered, greedy and angry.

I'm a lapsed Catholic in the best sense of the word.

George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live.

My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.

I studied acting in school and then of course couldn't get an acting job.