I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.

There are about a thousand different variations on a horse neigh. Some of them sound like a horse having sex, some of them like a horse having sad sex.

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for the screen.

Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.

Everybody's vying for people's attention in terms of eyeballs, earholes, and dollars.

I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.