I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.

I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed.

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with "No Cure For Cancer."

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning.

I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done!

I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.