I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.
Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the pretentious bubbles politicians and pundits and popes and pretenders try to float over our heads.
I have a lot of conservative views on a lot of things.
When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.
I don't watch 'American Idol.' I don't watch any of that stuff.