I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice.
Denis LearyI'd love to play in a Red Sox game. It would be so awesome to actually walk out on the field and play, just for one inning. I'd also steal everything I could get my hands on in the clubhouse, which is why they won't let me do it.
Denis LearyRacism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
Denis LearyOnce people start to think they've wasted parts of their life, or they're wasting their life as they speak, that means there's going to be great dramatic and comedic tension.
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