I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.

The first movie I saw where it convinced me I could be an actor was 'Mean Streets,' so whenever I see Robert De Niro and he says, 'Hi, Denis,' it's still a really big deal.

Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the pretentious bubbles politicians and pundits and popes and pretenders try to float over our heads.

I'm one of the people that when I wake up I have to do what I do. It's not like I want to do it. I kind of have to do it.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.

The best thing about series TV is that everyone you work with is hand-picked, as compared to working on a film.