Firefighters don't go on strike.

No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever.

You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.

I basically - I don't like tattoos, unless you're a firefighter who has a tattoo that has to do with that or a military guy. That's - those are people who should have tattoos.

We drink and we die and continue to drink.

I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started in the theater, then I went to stand-up comedy, and then when I went into the movies to do comedy and drama and big movies and small movies.

You can have good writing, but a great actor will make it feel and sound like great writing. You can have great writing, and mediocre actors will make it feel mediocre. Without the actors, you have nothing.