What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.
Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning.
I studied acting in school and then of course couldn't get an acting job.
I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.
My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.
I've been nominated for Emmys and Golden Globes, but I've never won one and I probably never will.