I wanted to get more serialized. I had this idea for an event that would click onto everybody's mortality. I said, "I want somebody to die." Fortunately for me, when I was toying with that idea, John Landgraf, who's the head of FX but also a very smart executive, came up with the idea of the ashes in the maracas. He called me up and said, "Listen, what about this, they get the ashes in a box and when they get them, they shake them and they sound like maracas." And I was like, "Okay, now I've got my throughline."
Denis LearyYou try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.
Denis LearyI love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.
Denis LearyIt says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'
Denis LearyKathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.
Denis Leary