The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't.

I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.

Everyone should have an evil secret plan.

At some level, you've got to have the ability to - especially in film and in front of the camera, you got to have the ability to drop into character and close off the entire crew and the camera and everything else.

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!

I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "Moo"

I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention.