Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual

Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die." I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission, and then all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And then, maybe, you die.

Once you have a firefighter in your family, your family and the families from his crew become one big extended family.

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry?

Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland.

All knowledge is ultimately rooted in metaphorical (or analogical) modes of perception and thought.

I think all priests should be married.