Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual

I'm in my truck talking to Jesus. And you can see a World Series ring on my right pinkie finger. But when I take my sunglasses off a second later, it's gone. It's the whole divine intervention thing. You know Jesus had something to do with them winning.

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it. So I don't think I could successfully pull off being on a project like that without really losing my mind.

Most people don't know how underpaid and often ill-equipped urban fire departments are across North America.

When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.' especially as they got darker when they go to the Christian Bale era.

No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever.