Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.

I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice.

I have a lot of conservative views on a lot of things.

Hockey's my favorite sport.

The first movie I saw where it convinced me I could be an actor was 'Mean Streets,' so whenever I see Robert De Niro and he says, 'Hi, Denis,' it's still a really big deal.

How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.

My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.