You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.

Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today.

I've been nominated for Emmys and Golden Globes, but I've never won one and I probably never will.

I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy.

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.

The thing with movies is, because you have so little time, I always feel like there are more things we could've done with the character. If we'd done a sequel to 'The Thomas Crown Affair,' what would that have been like? But for the most part, you try not to think of that, because it's just going to break your heart.