I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.

Anybody who's done standup will tell you that there's nothing like it. The show starts at 8:00, the curtain goes up and there's nobody else except you and the audience, and you just perform for them for two hours. Nobody yells, 'Cut!' There are no retakes. That is still the most exciting medium for me, and I love it.

George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live.

Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today.

Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold."

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.