I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.

I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of it I think stinks to the high heavens.

Don't buy the toys that make the noise!

My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come to New York.

I learned a long time ago, if you want to keep your friends in show business, don't get famous. Because as soon as you get famous, a lot of the people you used to know, who didn't, become incredibly bitter and jealous. It's part of the territory.

I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.

I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.