When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!

There's a method aspect to Campbell Scott character and he really wants to get into his character and he wants to cast to go on a fast so that by the time the play opens nobody's eaten in three days because he wants the audience to feel the pain from the stage.

I studied acting in school and then of course couldn't get an acting job.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car.

I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good!