When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

You can have good writing, but a great actor will make it feel and sound like great writing. You can have great writing, and mediocre actors will make it feel mediocre. Without the actors, you have nothing.

Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it.

If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it`s the NHL`s fault

I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.

There's not going to be a 'Rescue Me' movie. Not a chance.