When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!

I'm one of the people that when I wake up I have to do what I do. It's not like I want to do it. I kind of have to do it.

Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's Lisa Marie thinking with that Michael Jackson crap?

The thing with movies is, because you have so little time, I always feel like there are more things we could've done with the character. If we'd done a sequel to 'The Thomas Crown Affair,' what would that have been like? But for the most part, you try not to think of that, because it's just going to break your heart.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.

I try and shoot as often as I can, I cross shoot. I have at least two cameras rolling at the same time. So I'll have two actors or two sets of actors at a time so everybody's basically on camera. So when they improvise we have everybody's coverage. And you can then go in the editing room and find the energy still stays there.