Kids are incredibly expensive. But it pays off later when they are better educated, bigger, and better-looking than you. And find you incessantly boring and uncool.
Denis LearyMy only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.
Denis LearyIf the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it`s the NHL`s fault
Denis Leary