When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with "No Cure For Cancer."

There's a method aspect to Campbell Scott character and he really wants to get into his character and he wants to cast to go on a fast so that by the time the play opens nobody's eaten in three days because he wants the audience to feel the pain from the stage.

People are disappointed that you aren't exactly who they thought you were, as opposed to somebody who's just walking around trying to get some laundry done.

If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.

My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.

If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it`s the NHL`s fault

Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy or a short guy, or anybody not passing the test in a life-or-death job, leads to friction.