I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed.

Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter.

My career plan at this point is 'Ice Age 5' through '10,' and even '12,' and 'Spider Man' - you know, basically I'd be Emma Stone's dad for the rest of my career. I really don't have any problem doing that.

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold."

Everyone's got skeletons in their closet, and I've got a million in mine, believe me. I tested the envelope; I pushed it. Whenever somebody in authority told me not to do something, I did it just to find out why they said not to do it.

I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.