Everyone's got skeletons in their closet, and I've got a million in mine, believe me. I tested the envelope; I pushed it. Whenever somebody in authority told me not to do something, I did it just to find out why they said not to do it.

The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.

I don't watch 'American Idol.' I don't watch any of that stuff.

If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.

I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!

Rosemary Rodriguez directed on Rescue Me for us, and I love her. She's fantastic with actresses and she's got a great sense of humor. That was a huge thing for me.

I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.