When I was a teenager, you couldn't get straight pants. Then in '76, when punk started to hit, it was a revelation that you could find straight pants again.

Usually when you watch a film, you're just sort of biting your nails about things you could have done differently.

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.

I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.

Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it.

If a character dies, you get to do a big, juicy death scene. But the flip side is you're out of the sequel, which is where the real money is.

Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.