When I was a teenager, you couldn't get straight pants. Then in '76, when punk started to hit, it was a revelation that you could find straight pants again.

My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.

Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland.

Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.

I went to school with Steven Wright who was the shyest guy I knew, and one day someone suddenly told me that he was in a club doing standup comedy. I went down to his club and he was great. Another friend of mine, who was pretty much a thief by trade, was hosting the show. So I thought if these guys can do it then so can I.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

If you had no enemies, you had no fun.