All knowledge is ultimately rooted in metaphorical (or analogical) modes of perception and thought.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it`s the NHL`s fault

Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual

Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it.

I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good!