I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good!

When you write about real life, there's always a chance that somebody involved is going to see it and get upset.

I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.

I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing. It's like Tom Hanks territory.

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.

The second season is generally easier do because you know the actors better and they know the characters better and if everybody likes each other you can really go all types of places.

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.