What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.

Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.

People saying, 'Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.' Welcome to the club. I wanted to be the starting center-fielder for the Boston Red Sox, for chrissakes!

Life Sucks,get a helmet

I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.

It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever.