I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing. It's like Tom Hanks territory.

I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

My career plan at this point is 'Ice Age 5' through '10,' and even '12,' and 'Spider Man' - you know, basically I'd be Emma Stone's dad for the rest of my career. I really don't have any problem doing that.

My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come to New York.

When you write about real life, there's always a chance that somebody involved is going to see it and get upset.

I was working with Peter Tolan, who was my writing partner on those two [Rescue Me and The Job], and he did The Larry Sanders Show with Garry Shandling, and he always said that the second season is better because you know the actors.