I basically - I don't like tattoos, unless you're a firefighter who has a tattoo that has to do with that or a military guy. That's - those are people who should have tattoos.

I really want to do a western film. It's one of my favorite movie genres of all time.

I take music pretty seriously. You see that scar on my wrist? You see that? You know where that's from? I heard the Bee Gees were getting back together again. I couldn't take it, OK!

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!

Firefighters don't go on strike.

The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi.