Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it.

Firefighters don't go on strike.

I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

I'd love to play in a Red Sox game. It would be so awesome to actually walk out on the field and play, just for one inning. I'd also steal everything I could get my hands on in the clubhouse, which is why they won't let me do it.

He [ Campbell Scott ] is also a really funny guy which not a lot of people know.