Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, OK! When they ask me what I want, I say: What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now.

My dad was very much a John Wayne kind of guy, but he was also a great guy, great sense of humor, a real dedicated dad. I don't think he ever missed a hockey game I was in.

Everybody's vying for people's attention in terms of eyeballs, earholes, and dollars.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy.

If you do good work, it tends to stick around. People still come up to me and say, "'The Ref' is my favorite Christmas movie."