I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.

Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true.

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold."

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.

There's no way around it, drama is very difficult to shoot. It's very heavy and something that you carry with you for the course of the day.

I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice.