I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.

Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it.

There's nothing wrong with an actor that can't improvise, but if you're going to improvise, you gotta make sure you got people that can play the game.

When I was a teenager, you couldn't get straight pants. Then in '76, when punk started to hit, it was a revelation that you could find straight pants again.

When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.