There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids off at daycare because they want to go out and spend the day golfing or getting their nails done. You know what I mean? That's not why they invented daycare.

My career plan at this point is 'Ice Age 5' through '10,' and even '12,' and 'Spider Man' - you know, basically I'd be Emma Stone's dad for the rest of my career. I really don't have any problem doing that.

Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual

The biggest battle for a lot of people who come out of the theater, which is where I was trained, is that they can never forget that a camera is pointed at them.